Russ Meyer, Furniture Series, 1957
❝ Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ❞
Albert Einstein (via realizes)
It seemed like such a cute and innocent game when he first started burying her. But when she stopped laughing and said “Dig me out, honey…” he got a funny look on his face.
First he looked up and down the beach. It was still empty to the horizon.
Then he took off his swimming trunks and said “We’ve been married for three years and you’ve always refused to suck my dick. That ends…now. Unless you want to live in that hole, start sucking…”